E-mail Submitted by Jane:

You are a beautiful woman.  That is plain.  But what lies beneath the wrapping paper?  Turns out a beautiful interior as well!  You have striking features and a striking personality.  Consider me smitten, madamme!

I have written poetry about those I've loved before, but you would give me pause---would poetry be worthy of a bird such as yourself?  Ah!  The power 'o woman!  Alas me!

I agree with what you say about how important it is to take time every day to do something you love.  What a more peaceful, glorious planet we would be living on if even half took your sage advice!  What were you up to in Los Angeles?  Being yourself and spreading the beauty around, no doubt!

I can't wait to hear from you.  You inspire me greatly, deeply, and fully.  I do hope to read your words soon, which no doubt will swell with sublimity.

I wrote all of the above whilst sitting on the toilet.

Peter

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