Story Submitted by Carol:
Gary was an avid biker, as evidenced by his online profile. I owned a bike, but was more of a casual rider. Still, he seemed like a good guy and I responded when he wrote me. After less than a week, he asked me out.
"Want to go biking?" he asked in his e-mail.
I replied, "Probably not for a first date, but maybe some other time?"
He said that that would be fine, and we agreed to meet in a park.
On the day of our date, I dressed up and went out to meet him.
It was a few minutes after our meet time when I saw him biking towards me from across the park in full biking regalia.
He rode up to me on a racing bike, pointed at me and said, "You're... Annie?"
I pointed to myself and said, "Carol."
He said, "Shit," and biked away.
That was the last I heard of him, although his profile stayed up. Best I could tell, he had mixed up his dates and was too humiliated to ever even apologize to me.




4 comments:
Wow. What a moron.
What a 'tour de farce!'
"brain calories"?
Drive by dating, so much more convenient than flash dating. You can do it on the way to work.
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