It's amazing what a difference a comma (or lack thereof) makes in a sentence!

this is why i stopped online dating...which means i stopped dating in general : (

^Awww...that's sad vegaschick...You have to think that 'assuming' you are a normal person who'd be a good catch, there's a member of the opposite sex who's in the same boat as you. Guys have to go through a lot of crazies themselves...be it online or otherwise!

WHY WOULD HE PUT HIS TONGUE IN HER EAR HOLES OR NOSTRILS?!?!? I mean, I'm not a fan of ass to mouth, but I respect that there are some people out there who enjoy some tossed salad. Cunnilingus is great, as is French kissing, but good GOD.

I guess it could be worse: he could have wanted to lick her eyeballs.

Umm, is he kidding with 7 holes? Nostrils? Fucking gross! Bleh!

wait, so did you guys go on a date?

So he's not counting the urethra?

^^Good point.

Can the belly button count as half a hole? What if she has piercings?

I mean, if you're gonna tell a strange woman on the internet that you're gonna lick every hole she's got, then you better go big or go home.

I guess somebody with a Colostomy is shit-outta-luck with Stan, eh!?
As if they aren't going through enough already....but to be shunned by Stan and his 8-holes limiting tongue! Pity.

OOH! Just thought of a new hole: TRACHEOTOMY HOLE FOR SERIOUS SMOKERS!!!

hott.