Story Submitted by Irene:
James and I had completed dinner on our first date and were taking a walk when we stopped at a bridge and he turned to me.
"I have a problem, a sort of medical condition that you've probably noticed."
I studied his face and looked him up and down. Nothing stuck out, aside from a small mole on his forehead.
He said, "I get a lot of erections."
I couldn't help but glance at his crotch. It looked like any other guy's crotch covered in slacks. He said, "See?" and pushed his man-bits out towards me.
I nodded. I couldn't think of what to say. I asked, "Is that rough?"
He nodded and stepped closer to me. I stepped away. He changed the subject and talked about his job. I couldn't help but notice him edging closer and closer to me, which I corrected by stepping further and further away from him.
"Okay, I guess not," he said, and looked out from the bridge, then said, "Let's keep going."
We walked on a bit further and passed a gas station. He asked me to wait a moment while he ran inside to use the bathroom.
He was gone for a few minutes and came back out with a big grin and the words, "That's much better, now. If you know what I mean."
I smiled and nodded, but drew the date to a quick close and opted to not treat myself to a second time out with him.
7 comments:
Pff, your loss bitch. He seems like quite a catch, guys like that are usually up for anything..
Oh Sawyer, are you this unfortunate boy who suffers from chronic supplement-enhanced boners? I'm sorry she didn't see you anymore, but jerking off in a gas station bathroom is sketch as all get out.
What's really funny is that he kept getting erections all night and she couldn't even tell!
I guess he'd be great to have around if you liked to play horse shoes or ring toss?
^^Or if you need a place to hang your hat/coat.
^^^Or if you need to know the answer to 101-100 really quickly.
^^^^Definitely caused a restrained "office lol".
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