E-mail Submitted by Tabitha:
I can't believe you're single. I'm single too. Already one thing we have in common.
I'm an average guy with above-average intelligence. (Two things we have in common.). I have a great job and I'm compitently independent.
I want to kiss you so hard that I suck your intestines out through your mouth. That cool?
Think about it,
Malcolm
10 comments:
No, not cool.
Not cool at all! : )
That would give him a mouthful of intestines, wouldn't it? Yum.
"compitent?"
Think I saw that movie on Syfy. Or maybe it was one of those B movies they played Saturday afternoons when I was a kid...
Kind of like my intestines right where they are, thanks.
...wouldn't it be faster to get to the intestines from the vaginal cavity? Think about it.
^ The vaginal cavity doesn't lead to the intestines, so no.
Baku-1 Howie-0
:D
I meant only via proximity...fine...I'll have to go there Baku-chan! You made me!
Wouldn't it be faster to get to the intestines from the sphincter?
Yes Howie, much faster.
Baku-1, Howie-1
I love when the postings on here (stories and comments) make me do a real life water spit-take. I missed all of you while I was on vacation. <3
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