BAHahahahahahahahahahahaha! I am LOVING these subliminal/inappropriate first messages!

Holy fuck that was a good one.

I was making a joke about the bigger the truck the smaller the wang and a guy I was totally into got REALLY mad about it. He does drive a truck, what else am I to think except he has a small dick? Whoopsie!

Would bonafide work trucks be an exception? Or does the fact you work in an industry requiring them draw it's own conclusions?

No, they don't count. Industry either. As a matter of fact if you have a big ass truck for work, I think I'd like you more. That is valid studliness.

It's the guys who have enourmous trucks all tricked out that you have to use a step ladder to get into. I might even give a redneck a pass, but the guys around here tend to just have small, crooked wieners. Well that was just one of them, so I'll stick with small.

The joke was me yelling "Sorry about your dick!" at one such fellow. Works with Corvettes too.