E-mail Submitted by Angela:
I've been told that I'm a great guy, but I'll let you decide it for yourself.
1. I graduated college in ONLY THREE AND A HALF YEARS.
2. I've been PROMOTED TWICE IN A YEAR.
3. I won A CAR IN A CONTEST.
4. I have THREE VEHICLES.
5. I'm about to buy a SECOND HOME.
6. I've been told that I'm smart, kind, caring, and honest.
You'd have to be a little crazy to not write back, but just in case you should know that I hardly ever write to women. You've impressed me enough to make the first cut!
Congratulations!
Bruce
9 comments:
"I have a SMALL WIENER."
^that
Winning a car in a contest is an accomplishment?
What everyone above me said.
Don't get me wrong, this guy is conceited. But if he's not lying, he's a cut above most people who send dating emails. I'm just sayin...
What is this, an email or a resume? Either way, I wouldn't reply.
Anyone who congratulates a person on receiving their e-mail is only cementing their reputation as a smarmy douche.
Why else, is a guy "that great", looking for love on the Internet?
When I tell someone they're a great guy, there is always a "but" after. Let's try it:
"You're a great guy, but you're not the one for me."
Then I block their number and shutter my house.
"You're a great guy, but I'm tired of you asking your sister to watch from the closet while we have sex."
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