E-mail Submitted by Maria:
Good day.
I am a gentleman in search of a lady. Most of your gender is soulless, greedy, selfish, and has no idea how to treat a man, all under the guise of "being a lady." That stops with me.
I have zip, zero, zilch, nada, nothing, nadie, NO tolerance for women who are any of the following: contemptible, mean, nasty, obnoxious, unkind, or just plain "evil."
The very fact that I'm messaging you means that I have a belief, tempered by long years of experience, that you can rise above the pitiful examples of your fellow women (or "wymyn" if you're one of those pagans) and be a choice lifemate.
Please keep in mind that this offer has a limit - both regarding my patience as well as within the time-based constructs of this, our world. I will wait precisely 30 hours (generous indeed!) from your receipt of this message for your response. If no response is given, then you have lost your chance. I'm sorry that I cannot accept "I didn't have a chance to check my email!" as an excuse. You know what to do.
Yours,
Roger
9 comments:
What are you doing posting this here?? Go answer the guy, for God's sake!!
*swooooon* /sarcasm
"You know what to do."
Tell you to go fuck yourself sideways?
Perhaps someone should apply his standards to himself...
What a douche-bar.
The guy must have aspergers eh Baku? ;)
Aside from the fact that I completely agree, has anyone else noticed Baku-chan becoming more and more cynical and aggressive over the months?
We definitely ruined Baku. She used to be all sweet and forgiving of stupid dates. Now she's a bitter hater like the rest of us.
ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
<3 to Baku-chan
"I will wait precisely 30 hours (generous indeed!) from your receipt of this message for your response."
And we're the soulless, greedy, selfish ones. The mind boggles.
PS: "Nadie" means "nobody" in Spanish, dumbass.
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