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11/29/2010

How Silly of Me. I'll Fix it at Once.

E-mail Submitted by Colin:

I write this to every guy who has "watching movies" listed on his profile.  NEWSFLASH!!!!: women know that "watching movies" means "having sex while watching movies".  Don't change what you have on your profile.  Just be honest from now on.

Patricia

4 comments:

If he's supposed to "be honest from now on" and indicate that when he says he enjoys "watching movies" he really means "watching movies *wink wink nudge nudge*" then how can he achieve that without changing what he has in his profile?

^ Perhaps he can set it up so that a telepathic message will be sent to everyone who visits his profile.

...WHILE watching movies? Really?

^It's incredibly hard (no pun intended) to do both. I had to see "Jurassic Park" three times and "Benny & Joon" twice before I finally got to see them all the way through.

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