Submitted by Ellen:
Kevin took me to a local amusement park. He used to work there, so we got in for free. He seemed normal, except for the fact that he made a big deal out of being a duck in a previous life. He claimed to know this since he visited a psychic and also since ducks seemed to listen to him when he spoke.
He took me on a tunnel ride, and well aware of what happens inside of tunnel rides, I mentally prepared myself for whatever he might try. He was cute, a bit of a goofball, and funny, so I didn't see any harm in a little bit of fun.
When it got dark, he leaned in all right, then poor guy started quacking. Right in my face, soft and breathy, but quacking, and no mistake.
I asked him what he was doing but he didn't reply. A couple more quacks and he went back to sitting there, silent.
He barely spoke to me for the rest of the date. It was like he was one guy - somewhat charming, if not a little insane - when we first entered the tunnel, and when we emerged, he was like a quieter, more subdued, boring version of himself.
I asked him after some time if everything was all right, and he just shrugged. I didn't push it any further, and the rest of the date went just like that. We parted ways at the end, and I never heard from him ever again.
13 comments:
"Rejected by a guy who thought he was a duck," isn't something I'd go telling just anybody. Thanks for sharing it with us.
Either your QUACK was too big or he was FUCKING GOOFY.
Chances are, he weighed the same as a duck, therefor a witch.
You need to set up a second date. Go out to dinner... a fancy restaurant... and then order a nice dish of succulent duck. Make sure to eye him sensuously with every bite.
lol @ 5:35
Maybe he was expecting you to pull out some stale bread or something!
To say the least, she ducked this psycho.
That one was not a duck, sounds more like a turkey.
Maybe he was smoking quack...
"He seemed normal, except for the fact that he made a big deal out of being a duck in a previous life."
The second part of that sentence completely negates the first part of that sentence. It should read:
"Because he believed he was a duck in a previous life, he was a giant fucking lunatic. End of date."
LOL @ 12:22 win!!!!!!!
LOL @ 4:41!! He's a witch! He's a witch!
Probably you were supposed to quack back at him. When you didn't, you missed your big chance. Or not.
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