Submitted by Farah:
Tim took me to a dinner/music club. As soon as the music started, he jumped onto the dance floor, our dinner not even having been served yet. I followed him up there, as it seemed like fun.
What wasn't fun was when the band did a cover of Toto's Africa, and he yelled out, "That's not how it goes!" and jumped up on stage, grabbed the lead's microphone, and sang a couple of words before they tackled him and kicked us out of the club, complete with a lifetime ban.
Tim blamed me, upset that I had chosen a place that allowed a band that played bad covers. He dropped me off and never contacted me again.
7 comments:
Anyone, band or individual, who screws up Africa, should be the one receiving the lifetime ban.
LOL
He probably just hated your name. It sounds like Sarah, but with a "lifp."
Any cover band who plays any Toto songs at all should receive a lifetime ban.
@ anon 2:53
You know they change all the names on here, right?
At a bike rally, the guitar dude was trying to sing "House of the Rising Sun" when this huge dirty biker, missing a few front teeth, wearing overalls, barefoot, and Grizzly Adams beard, jumped up, said "that's not how it goes" then broke out in full song with a beautiful set of pipes and just wowed the entire crowd.
I'm just sayin'.
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