Submitted by Gary:
Lorraine worked in a bakery not far from my house. I was a regular there most mornings, and she and I really hit it off. She'd give me a free homemade bagel or roll most days. I asked her out for lunch for a following weekend and she accepted.
Over the course of the date, we talked about her job at the bakery. I told her how much I appreciated the free goodies she set aside for me. She then asked me something weird. She asked if I would mind eating them in front of her the next time that she gave me something.
As I would usually stop by the bakery on my way somewhere, it wasn't always possible for me to stop there for too long. I asked her why she felt it was important that I eat the food in front of her.
She said that she had an ex-boyfriend who threw a bag of rolls at her one day, and she wanted to be sure that I wouldn't one day throw a roll that she gave me at her. She then said that I'd probably throw it at her too, someday.
I explained that throwing rolls or bagels is not something that I typically do, but she wouldn't let up. She pressed the point so much that by the end of the conversation I had promised to not only eat everything that she gave me right in front of her, but that I would also never walk into the bakery in a bad mood.
This was way too weird for me, so I didn't see her again and found another bakery, where I gladly paid for my breakfasts.
8 comments:
Sounds like she had a bad case of the cakes.
(Yeah, I got nothin)
maybe she has a bun in the oven.
Honestly, who throws a roll?
Another date or two and you could have probably thrown her your own bag full of "cream cheese".
I get off to people eating baked goods. It makes a good icing for my cinnabuns.
I was expecting something about her rubbing the rolls.. hmmm.. "somewhere private" prior to giving them to you. But yeah I'm a pervert, so..
Hehe. The ex would never have believed he could fuck up her life by throwing a bag of rolls at her :)
@ 12:43 i think you nailed it.
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