Submitted by Justin:
From the get-go, Beth teased me on our date. She'd point at my shirt and say, "Hello 1980s," or say, "Nerd alert," when I told her that I was an engineer.
In short, she seemed like a lot of fun. I rolled with it, and finally joined in with my own ribbing. At one point, I told her that I almost failed math in seventh grade. She hit back with, "My 10-year-old cousin's doing math at a seventh grade level. I'm on a date with a guy who's dumber than my little cousin."
I said, "At least you're not sitting across from someone who can't even spell 'math.'"
She gasped and opened her eyes wide. I thought she was still kidding around and I said, "Yeah. That's right. What?"
She started crying, right there in the restaurant. I said, over and over, "Are you joking around? Are you serious?"
After I had repeated this a few times, she shouted, "Yes, I'm serious! You didn't have to say that! Why did you have to say that? Why?"
I reached across the table to comfort her, but she said, "Get away from me!"
It was such an overreaction that I had to ask her one more time, "Are you being serious, here?"
"Yes!" she screamed.
I wanted to leave instantly, but felt a certain sense of responsibility, so I stayed with her until dinner was over. She let me hug her goodnight, and then we parted ways.
9 comments:
What the fuck? What kind of insecure bitch can't take a joke when she's already ragging on EVERYTHING about her date? You were a gentleman for staying; Christ knows I would have told her to learn how to take a joke and left.
some people just don't spel good.
What the fuck was that? I dont get it. Who spelled math?
She prolly cried at what a ridiculously bad joke it was
Sounds like a real cunt.
Yeah, that joke didn't make sense. She didn't spell "math" at some point on your date did she? But her reaction was WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY over the top, I mean WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY over the top, holy lady, settle down before, OMG, I'm starting to cry about it right now!!!! WHY did you say that?? WHHHHYYYYYYYYYYY?
(yes I am joking, and yeah, it's probably a bad/lame joke, I get that).
she didn't spell math? whaaaaaaaaaaaattttt? were you on a date via internet chat?
can you imagine if that was the case ahahahahaaa..nerds
poor wittle pookie got his peelings hurt.
man up you little bitch, maybe wearing something other than a men at work t-shirt would make you a little more masculine, and shed the purse, no matter how you wear it, it is a purse..
better yet, just give in and head to the fag bar. hell, i might even let you suck my dick, if you are buying, but if you say "I love YOU" I will kick your teeth out.
He was joking about how if she had attempted to spell math she wouldn't be able to...Calling her dumb.
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